I’m not sure why Tumblr rotates my images. Regardless, here is my dog being lazy and being for food :-)

After me and my wife were done watching Shield, I asked her what she thought. She replied, “eh, I’ve had better.” I reply, “better show?” And she says “no, the chicken nuggets. The show was good too, just not as good as these nuggets.” My wife :-)

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  • Mom: Hahahaha look the Mars Rover drew a penis on the moon
  • Me: I know I saw it
  • Mom: How to you know what a penis looks like
  • Me:
  • Me: Shit
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REBLOGGED megadyptes 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY tokua)

vilesome:

mr-wiles:

puking-ferrets:

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

OHHHH GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

HE JUST FALLS OVER BABIES ARE AWESOME

I must be a glass half empty person, because at first I thought this was super cute, and then i thought, “They are both babies right now, and they will age together. But dogs age faster. So by the time the kid is 7, the dog will be an old man. The dog will think, we were kids together. And I know you don’t remember, but I had a lifetime of joy with you.”

(Source: dongwoon)

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REBLOGGED vilesome 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY dongwoon)

A cute thing I found reddit

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curlyswords:

Thank you. This is the best.

Hahaha

(Source: baltigo)

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REBLOGGED vilesome 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY baltigo)

oh-holy-destiel:

MY SISTER GOT ME A MARIMO TERRARIUM FOR MY BIRTHDAY LOOK AT MY BABIES AREN’T THEY PRECIOUS

I’m glad you like it :-)

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REBLOGGED megadyptes 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY megadyptes)

oh-holy-destiel:

Hey. Hey you. Yeah, I’m talking to you, I see you reblogging right now. I wanted to tell you something. It’s important.
Hello.
I love you.
Thank you for being here.

Love you too. :-) your presents should come tomorrow. One is missing though, probably will come next week!

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REBLOGGED megadyptes 1 year ago (ORIGINALLY megadyptes)

I’m tired of your shit Groupon. Nobody uses a fork and knife for almonds.